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mom! you're embarassing me in front of the guys! [30 Nov 2006|05:35pm] [ music | the knife ] this year i decided i would try submitting something to the dirty show. i don't generally paint a lot of toothy blow jobs, but whatever. i wish i could blame this on being stoned. also- i've already sent it in, so it's too late to take it back. ( oh god. ) 11+| say it with lasers.

[01 Aug 2006|01:21pm] does anyone know where i can rent [and learn how to use] a jigsaw? thank you. 1+| say it with lasers.

[15 Jul 2006|03:31pm] DEAR FRIENDS LIST: toward the end of august i will need nine (9) models to pose with nine (9) paintings of mine. you will be acting as co-subject for photographs that will later displayed with their corresponding paintings. most of your face won't be seen. these will be shown in september. i need boys and girls, and will feed you after. oh, and you can probably choose which painting you model with. if you're interested, please comment, e-mail (adnowak@gmail.com,) or call 625.2821 (i'm a too.for.ate #) thank you! 5+| say it with lasers.

funny girls have feelings, too. [09 Jul 2006|01:39am] ( har har har... ) 2+| say it with lasers.

[12 Jun 2006|02:45am] ( product of last week's midnight shift ) 3+| say it with lasers.

[03 Apr 2006|07:30pm] [ music | joy division ] updated: dorkwave 2nd anniversary 1+| say it with lasers.

[24 Mar 2006|01:28pm] i'm getting a hammer hammer carrot tattoo after i pay april rent. if you don't know what that is, you're not nearly detroit enough. 11+| say it with lasers.

accidental discoveries. [17 Mar 2006|02:20pm] [ mood | does he know about this? ] i'm going to be will smith for halloween this year. i found this little gem while searching for adequate pictures of animal heads. 3+| say it with lasers.

damn you, lexmark! [14 Feb 2006|02:00am] [ music | G of 4 ] during my recent illustration adventures, i decided it would be great if i could invent some type of scanner that easily accomidates the binding of sketch books/as well at the inner corners of books. i hate hate hate ripping out pages. feel free to steal this idea and do it for me, by the way. ( it's the only way i know ) say it with lasers.

[26 Jan 2006|04:58pm] [ music | when i think about you i touch myself ] OH. i just got the hottest idea for my submission to next year's dirty show. sock it to me. i always wanted to play before, but could never think of anythign erotic [read: raunchy] enough. not anymore! also, the dirty show is mostly mediocre artwork, which was only accepted in teh first place because of it's sexual content. i still like going. it really helps to turn me off from sex and turn me on to making good art, instead. valentines day weekend, hastings st. ballroom: anyone want to be my date? 1+| say it with lasers.

[24 Jan 2006|12:23am] con·cu·bine n. 1. Law. A woman who cohabits with a man without being legally married to him. 2. In certain societies, such as imperial China, a woman contracted to a man as a secondary wife, often having few legal rights and low social status. say it with lasers.

help! [19 Jan 2006|12:42pm] [ music | adult. ] i am moving in 2 - 3 months. i found the apartment/flat in which i would like to live, and am getting ready to pay the security deposit on it. however, i may not have a room mate to join me in this venture. if you would like to live with me for $325 dollars a month [this is really good, by the way] i would love and appreciate you greatly. it's on the corner on gratiot and 75, which i know sounds totally scary but i promise it isn't, we can drive by it if you want. this place is also way huge and has two of everything, so we would never be in eachother's way. it is a two story building, nothing is on the first floor, and we would be living on the second. we would have no neighbors to bother/bother us, and we will have the best time ever. if you are sick of living with your parents/girlrfiend/shitty room mate, you should hit me up. ( this is what it looks like! ) 2+| say it with lasers.

[01 Jan 2006|05:43pm] [ mood | new ] [ music | john the revelator ] updated: we've had a rough year, dad. say it with lasers.

[30 Dec 2005|04:04pm] [ mood | yes? yes! ] she's no different than me, so what exactly am i waiting for? say it with lasers.

[29 Dec 2005|08:18pm] [ music | dare ] updated: ski patrol. say it with lasers.

[14 Dec 2005|04:26pm] [ mood | hello, nurse. ] new tattoo, inspired by some of my current works-in-progress: ( oh, that? that's, uh- dog's blood. ) 5+| say it with lasers.

[20 Nov 2005|02:31pm] ( sketchy ) say it with lasers.

talk nerdy to me. [14 Nov 2005|04:58pm] [ mood | research. ] 2+| say it with lasers.

more narcisistic than artistic. [08 Nov 2005|12:28am] [ mood | pretty good ] [ music | devo ] why so slutty, nowak? i spent forty dollars on paint brushes today, which is actually one of the wiser purchases i've made lately. i also found a copy of photoshop elements, which is a good start. i'm really bad at it. also, i may be in a mister dones currated show at the bankle. how's that for getting your shit together? 9+| say it with lasers.

[31 Oct 2005|12:24am] if i really liked it, i would make it better. i'm still missing what makes me go. say it with lasers.

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